Godess of Social Thoughts Is Here

After my induction into the religion of Bardism, Lord Bardy has made me a Goddess of social thoughts. I shall live up to the responsibility given to me.

Since social thoughts includes a range of issues, I will like to highlight the plight of bloggers who were waiting to receive pink hundi with yellow dots as promised by Lord Bardy on his December 9th post. This has in turn raised a stink at O3 and now it is not operating properly.

Another issue which has cropped up, time and again, is of lungis or as the stylish people call ‘sarongs’. Male devotees are exempt from wearing such a contraption which may unfold itself and drop at inappropriate places and be a cause of amusement for this Goddess and other female goddesses and devotees. On second thoughts, let all the male devotees wear the sarong.

While I am on this, let me also point out the need for free popcorn and pepsi which are required when posts are hijacked and important discussions regarding technique, amnesia, jungle etc. take place. These life changing discussions shape the future of this country and I request err.. demand O3 to provide the free food.

Another pressing issue as pointed out by the Great Lord Bardy is of holy alcoholic water(HAW). As fellow bloggers would like Vodka, Beer, Whisky, Breezers or any other HAW listed out by Pluto in his post, these should be made available to them on-demand by O3.

Devotees keep in mind that Lord Bardy would like the above mentioned holy alcoholic water as prasadam. A (few) bottles should be offered to the Lord everyday so that your life goes smoothly. Also the miracle of Lord Bardy’s statue drinking Vodka can be seen on Thursday (with Vodka provided by devotees).

As there is a problem of water scarcity, the great God requests people to take bath once in a decade. Please try and understand that people are dying because to lack of water in various parts of this county and world. As for problems relating to hygiene I request devotees and others to drink HAW and forget all about it.

Issues which have been left out may be pointed out to me via the comments section. They shall be duly updated in the post.

Originally posted on Friday, January 13, 2006 12:59 PM